myspace

I don't like it! Its creepy. Its like a phone tap, listening into conversations between "friends". Plus the whole I am here for "networking" or "relationships" Come on now. We know why you are on myspace. Its also so damn addicting once you read one you gotta read them all, and see what someone else has to say about themselves. The only good myspace pages are the ones that don't take themselves that seriously and are funny. The music pages are kinda cool too, and the group page for Claire and I is okay (though I can't access it all because I am not a member). Okay now its sounding like I am coming around, maybe some aspects aren't that bad. But its still creepy just look at some of the people on myspace who are just maybe reading your page right now!!!

that's right! He reads your page everynight before he goes out and drowns kittens!


This man really really wants to be your "myspace friend" don't worry though he is just "networking"


Yeah, he loves your myspace he tells himself everyday that soon it will be "ourspace". For all we know he is climbing into the back seat of your car right now!